Putin on motorcycle, Trump in sidecar. From Trumped Music. This image and Trumped Music copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC.



MockingBlurred

03:38

Song title and lyrics Copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC

Song recording Copyright 2017 Compound Sound LLC


This song is a Fair Use parody of the Toby Keith version of Mockingbird.

All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording.

Vocals 'sung' in parody of 'Vladimir Putin' and 'Donald Trump' (who in real life have blurred the lines between Russian presidency and US presidency)



PUTIN:   “Donald, you're really doing wonderful work by the way... We're really proud of you.”

TRUMP:   “Mock...”

PUTIN:   “Yes.”

TRUMP:   “...ing...”

PUTIN:   “Yes.”

TRUMP:   “...bird.”

PUTIN:   “Yes.”

TRUMP:   “Yeah.”

PUTIN:   “Oh, yes!”


TOGETHER:  “Mockingbird.”


TRUMP:   “Now everybody...”

PUTIN:   “Have you heard?”

TRUMP:   “Have you heard?”

  “I am a fast tweetin'...”

PUTIN: “He's...”

TOGETHER:  “Mockingbird.”


TRUMP: “And when my...”

TOGETHER: “…mocking tweets make news. No one knows...”


TRUMP: “…My con...”

PUTIN: “…Our con...”

TRUMP: “Is just a ruse.”

PUTIN: “A ruse.”


TRUMP: “I use fear.”

PUTIN: “Fear.”

TRUMP: “And lies.”

PUTIN: “Lies.”

TRUMP: “And shock.”

PUTIN: “Shock.”


TOGETHER:  “To mock the news around the clock.”


TRUMP: “Cuz I remember...”

PUTIN: “We remember...”

TRUMP: “What happened in November.”

PUTIN: “November.”


TRUMP: “And it's...”

TOGETHER: “Wo wo wo Go go go go Ooh”


TRUMP: “Now that I am president.”

PUTIN: “Now that we're the president.”

TRUMP: “I'm gonna say some stuff that is really really bent.”

PUTIN: “Really really bent.”


TRUMP: “And I'll be using words of fear.”

PUTIN: “Words of fear.”

TRUMP: “Even though they're mostly...”

PUTIN: “They's really crazy.”

TRUMP: “Look, they're quite unclear.”

PUTIN: “Crazy.”


TRUMP: “And if my clarity is lax.”

PUTIN: “Bonkers.”

TRUMP: “It means I'm thinking about...”

PUTIN: “He's crazy.”

TRUMP: “...Nuclear attacks.”


TRUMP: “Cuz we remember.”

PUTIN: “We remember.”

TRUMP: “What happened...”

TOGETHER: “…in November.”

TRUMP: “Yeah yeah.”

PUTIN: “Wo wo wo wo wo.”


TRUMP: “Melania, how is my tie? Is my tie too long?”

PUTIN: “Humor him, Melania.”

TRUMP: “My hands are not too small.”

PUTIN: “Humor him.”

TRUMP: “They are not too small, they're in proportion to... my tie.”


PUTIN: “Completely batshit.”


TRUMP: “Now everybody, have you heard?”

PUTIN: “Have you heard?”

TRUMP: “I am a fast tweetin' mockingbird.”

PUTIN: “Mockingbird.”

TRUMP: “And when my mocking tweets make news.”

PUTIN: “Completely batshit.”

TRUMP: “Nobody knows my con is just a ruse.”

PUTIN: “A ruse.”


TRUMP: “I use fear and lies and shock.”

PUTIN: “Fear, lies, shock.”

TRUMP: “To mock the news around the clock.”

PUTIN: “Around clock.”


TRUMP: “Cuz I remember...”

PUTIN: “We remember...”

TRUMP: “What happened in November.”

PUTIN: “We control November.”


TRUMP: “Go go go yeah yeah yeah”


TOGETHER: “Say everybody, have you heard?”

TRUMP: “You all voted in a mockingbird.”

PUTIN: “You voted in mockingbird!”


TRUMP: “And if I come off, uh, a little cavalier.”

PUTIN: “Cavalier.”

TRUMP: “Look, it's cuz I'm a profiteer.

PUTIN: “We are profiteers.”


TRUMP: “And if my mocking tone won't sing.”

PUTIN: “Tone won't sing.”

TRUMP: “I'll just make myself the United States King.”


TRUMP: “Cuz we remember, that we control November.”

PUTIN: (laughter)


PUTIN: “Just humor him, Melania. Tell him his hands are big, like jaws of dragon.”

  “Donald, we need Melania back, she's highly trained FSB officer....”

  “We send her to Germany, give Angela Merkel new husband.”

  “Yes, Donald, you get it!”


TRUMP: “We use fear and lies and shock.”

PUTIN: “Yes.”

TOGETHER: “To mock the news...”

TRUMP: “Around the clock.”


TRUMP: “Cuz we remember...”

PUTIN: “We remember...”

TOGETHER: “That we control November.”


TRUMP: “So no more votes for you people. Sorry.”

PUTIN: “No more votes.”

TRUMP: “No more voting.... You know, this is kinda groovy.... This is kinda groovy.”

PUTIN: “This quite groovy, Donald.”

  

PUTIN: “Uh, Giorgi, give Donald some of that Kentucky chicken he likes, yes?”

  “Well, wipe it on something.”










Elections I Can Change

03:27

Song title and lyrics Copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC

Song recording Copyright 2017 Compound Sound LLC


This song is a Fair Use parody of the Lynyrd Skynyrd version of Free Bird.

All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording.

Vocals 'sung' in parody of 'Vladimir Putin'

Here and there throughout song are simple phrases spoken in Russian.



PUTIN: “All elections, I can change.”

  “Russian lies are in your brains. (It's too late.)”


  “If The Donald is impeached tomorrow.”

  “That won't really bother me. (That's perfectly fine.)”

  “Russia strong... We fly high, in Trump sky... Da?

  “We're smarter than Amerikanski.”


  “I'm tweeting what I want Donald to say tomorrow.”


  “We make fake news you see on smartphone.”

  “We spin Facebook, and play war games.”

  “Our news so fake, it's absurd, now. (It's ridiculous.)”

  “And these lies have warped your brains.”


  “All elections, I can change... I can change.”

  “All elections, I can change… I'm to blame.”

  “Now you'll never be the same.”

  “Putin is here, let's play war games.”


  “All elections, I can change.”


  “I make change.”

  “Dear Donald, destroy American healthcare system.”

  “Dear Donald, destroy American environment.”

  “Dear Donald, destroy American environment and make fun of Chuck Schumer.”


  “Dear Donald, I prefer to send messages in form of radioactive poison.”

  “Send, ummm, 59 missiles into Syria, just for show, alright?”

  “Now, Donald, if you wake up in dead of night with bald head, the hairpiece we made you takes wing under cover of darkness and delivers us national security memos. Don't worry, just go back to sleep. It will find its way back onto your head... it always does. It's no problem.”

  “And remember, don't comb it. It's going to be fine.”

  “Dear Donald, that's right, we fly high in Trump sky, Da? Maybe even in Trump airplane. After all, I buy for him, so technically mine, right?”


  “Elections... that I can change.”


  “I ride horses with no shirt now. It's ridiculous. I'm actually not wearing shirt now, if you'd like to know... and I know you do.”


  








Disgrace Oddity

04:53

Song title and lyrics Copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC

Song recording Copyright 2017 Compound Sound LLC


This song is a Fair Use parody of the David Bowie version of Space Oddity.

All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording.

Vocals 'sung' in parody of 'Donald Trump'

Vocals from Houston mission control and Astronaut are public domain sounds from an Apollo mission.




HOUSTON: “T minus 15 seconds. Guidance is internal. 12, 11, 10, 9, ignition sequence starts, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, zero, all engines running... liftoff, we have a liftoff.”


ASTRONAUT: “Houston we have a problem. Problem here.”


TRUMP: “Earth Control, it's Major Don...”


HOUSTON: “This is Houston, say again please.”


TRUMP: “...President, king, whatever…. Look, election's over, and I won... I won.”


ASTRONAUT: “Houston, we have a problem. Problem here.”


TRUMP: “Made my country great, I put my red cap on.”


HOUSTON: “We're lookin' at it.”



TRUMP: “Earth Control, your ice cap's gone.”


HOUSTON: “Okay, standby.”


TRUMP: “It once was there, now it’s withdrawn.”


TRUMP: “Check ignition… and keep burning fossil fuel.”


HOUSTON:  “We copy you on the ground. We got a bunch of guys about to turn blue.”



TRUMP: “Hello, Earth Control, it's Major Don.”

  “I've really got it made.”

  “Look, I could kill a man, my twitter friends don't care.”

  “I could kill my planet later, on a dare... on a dare.”


  “This is Major Don, to Earth Control.”

  “Climate change is on IGNORE.”

  “And I'm gloating in a most braggadocious way.”

  “And the Earth is on its current course... decay.”


  “I'm here, sitting in the oval office.”

  “Far above the world.”

  “Democrats are blue.”

  “And I owe it all to you.”


  “What's with all this psychedelic stuff? I feel like I'm on Pluto. Oh, look at those rings on Saturn. Melania would like them. I wonder how much they are. I could buy 'em. I could buy 'em. Do they know who I am? Do they know who I am on Mars?”


  “So I've said one hundred million lies.”

  “I am the teflon Don.”

  “And I think my children know just what to do.”

  “Grab the cash, and blast off, otherwise, they're screwed.”  


HOUSTON: “The astronauts report it feels good.”


TRUMP: “Earth Control, it's Major Don.”

  “The climate's changed. There's something wrong.”

  “Do you fear my major wrong?”


HOUSTON: “We're lookin' at it.”


TRUMP: “Do you fear my major wrong?”


HOUSTON: “We're lookin' at it.”


TRUMP: “Do you fear my major wrong?”

  “Do you fear... me here gloating around my penthouse.”

  “Far above the world.”

  “Democrats are blue.”

  “And I owe it all to you.”


  “Look, I'm gonna buy every planet you can possibly imagine in this groovy little trippy song.”

  



  






Hotel Wallifornia

06:39

Song title and lyrics Copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC

Song recording Copyright 2017 Compound Sound LLC


This song is a Fair Use parody of the Eagles version of Hotel California.

All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording.

Vocals 'sung' in parody of 'Donald Trump'




TRUMP: “In my dark hotel penthouse,”

  “Spray tan in my hair.”

  “Cool light from the TV,”

  “What they say, I don't care.”


  “I look down in my small hands,”

  “And I see a twittering light.”

  “My smile grew broad, and my pulse grew big,”

  “I have to prep for a fight.”


  “Then I tweet with a vengeance,”

  “I hear the twitter song.”

  “I am thinking to myself,”

  “I'm the best, and I've never been wrong.”


  “Then I stride through my penthouse,”

  “Time to plan for the day.”

  “I've got walls to build; hotels to fill,”

  “I know just the way.”


  “Welcome to The Hotel Wallifornia.”

  “It's shaped like a wall,”

  “Well above it all.”


  “Look, there's thousands of miles of the Hotel Wallifornia.”

  “I could let you stay.”

  “Or make you go away.”



  “They're bad hombres and druglords.”

  “They cross the Rio Grande.”

  “They take our pretty white daughters,”

  “And jobs too, from MY Great Land.”


  “How they fry up the tacos,”

  “Sweet savory sauce.”

  “Some are rapists, and some are not,”

  “Says me, and I am The Boss.”


  “So I call up their leader,”

  “And I ask him to pay.”

  “He says, 'I'm not going to pay...”

  “...for that effing wall, no darn way.'”



  “And still the Russians keep calling from far away.”


  “So I tweet out to all of my friends, so they can hear me say,”


  “Welcome to the Hotel Wallifornia.”

  “It's shaped like a wall,”

  “Well above it all.”


  “There's thousands of miles of the Hotel Wallifornia.”

  “I could let you stay.”

  “Or make you go away.”



  “Mirrors on the ceiling,”

  “Pink champagne on ice.”

  “This was the way I always lived,”

  “With pussy grabs and vice.”


  “In my slippers and bathrobe,”

  “I savor my sweet tweets.”

  “But it gets me to thinking,”

  “I could sure use some eats.”


  “So I order some nachos,”

  “Taco bowl supreme.”

  “Then I have to find the passage back,”

  “To my penthouse latrine.”


  “'Relax,' says security,”

  “'We are programmed to defend.'”

  “'But the problems with your policy... will never end.'”



  “I'm gonna let this swamp drain. I'm gonna drain this swamp. How can I build a wall on a swamp? What do they want from me?! How can I build a wall on a swamp? This isn't Florida.... I need to go back to my home. Hide away from this flickering light. At least my hair it shields me, from the press. Damn fake news.... What is that!? Sit down! You can't even talk to me. You're not even real news.... You! Who are you? Scum of the earth.... Now I've gotta save the world. Which I can do. Look, it's so easy. It's so easy. I'm gonna save the world. It's so easy I can't even tell ya. I can't even tell ya it's so easy.... That's my policy. That's the name of the bill. 'It's so easy'. It's so easy I can't even tell ya. (crazy laughter) Welcome to this hotel. Welcome to the Hotel Wallifornia. It's shaped like a wall, well above it all.... Well, kind of a hotel, more of a motel really. But it's a wall, kinda looks like a wall, above it all... eh, what are you gonna do, look, at the end of the day, I'm a billionaire, I'm above it all, my family is behind the whole wall, that's all I care about, they're satisfied, and so am I.... Too bad for you. I'm gonna tweet you out. Here comes the tweet with a vengeance. Because it's always been about me. Numero uno.










Tweetin Donald  

02:38

Song title and lyrics Copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC

Song recording Copyright 2017 Compound Sound LLC


This song is a Fair Use parody of the Bobby Day version of Rockin Robin.

All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording.

Vocals 'sung' in parody of 'Donald Trump'

Background  'tweedley deedley dee' singers compliments of Tency Music




TRUMP: “I can't believe he said that about me! Melania, get me the phone. No not that one, get me the good phone... yes!”


  “I tweet in my penthouse, all night long.”

  “I hit back at anyone, weak or strong.”

  “Huge buncha losers, I can't be beat.”

  “So bend 'em on over, and let 'em kiss my feet.”


  “I'm Tweetin' Donald.”

  “Tweet tweet tweet.”

  “I'm Tweetin' Donald.”

  “Sweet, so sweet.”

  “I'm Tweetin' Donald,”

  “And I'm really gonna tweet tonight.”

  “You know I am.”


  “As Chief Tweeter I have much to do.”

  “I've got deals to make, and folks to sue.”

  “Look, I'm big league rich, don't cross my path,”

  “Or else you'll feel my entire wrath.”


  “Tweetin' Donald.”

  “Tweet tweet tweet.”

  “I'm 'The Donald'”

  “Tweet... tweet tweet.”

  “I'm Tweetin' Donald,”

  “And I'm really gonna tweet tonight.”

  “Oh yeah!”



  “Melania... is my tie too long? I'm not compensating, please... Don't put up a wall, honey.... It doesn't work... Believe me.”



  “All the world leaders call to talk to me,”

  “But I'm too busy in my penthouse suite.”

  “I've got tweets to send... and tweets to write.”

  “I'll be tweetin' every day and night.”


  “Putin's on the phone, throwin' me some shade.”

  “Yippin' and yappin' about the deals we've made.”

  “Gotta pay attention, gotta treat him right.”

  “But there's tweets to send, and tweets to write.”


  “I'm Tweetin Donald.”

  “I'm Tweetin Donald.”

  “Tweet tweet tweet.”

  “Oh, I'm Tweetin Donald,”

  “And I'm really gonna tweet tonight.”


  “Rosie, you're a loser and a big fat pig.”

  “Marco, yours is small, and mine is really big.”

  “Obama tapped my phone, that's oh so bad.”

  “But everyone and everything is sad, sad, sad.”


  “I tweet in my penthouse, all night long.”

  “I hit back at anyone, weak or strong.”

  “Huge buncha losers, I can't be beat.”

  “So just bend over, and kiss my feet.”


  “I'm Tweetin' Donald.”

  “Tweet tweet.”

  “I am The Donald.”

  “Twiddly deet.”

  “Oh, I'm The Donald,”

  “And I'm really gonna tweet tonight.”

  “So so tweeting.”



  “It's so hard to whistle... with my growling jowls... ya know? Look, it's very hard for me... very hard.”










I Am the Champion

03:03

Song title and lyrics Copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC

Song recording Copyright 2017 Compound Sound LLC


This song is a Fair Use parody of the Queen version of We Are the Champions.

All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording.

Vocals 'sung' in parody of 'Donald Trump'  



TRUMP: “I turned the screws.”

  “Time after time.”

  “I sued them all.”

  “They committed no crime.”


  “And bad mistakes,”

  “I've made a slew.”

  “I've had my share of inheritance, and privilege,”

  “But I trudged through!”


  “I am the champion, my friends.”

  “I'm huge, and getting huge-er, 'til the end.”

  “Metaphorically and physically.”

  “I am the champion.”

  “I am the champion.”

  “No time for losers,”

  “Cuz I am the champion...”

  “Of the world.”



  “I hid my taxes.”

  “Nobody cares.”

  “Look, so what if I owe billions to Russian banks.”

  “I still got great hair.”


  “Russia's got me by the balls.”

  “But don't worry about me.”

  “I'll ease their sanctions, then pay them in blood.”

  “Then I'll be free!”

  


  “I'm the only champion, my friends.”

  “I'm the biggest winner of all... I'll never end.”

  “I am the champion.”

  “I am the champion.”

  “No time for big losers,”

  “Cuz I am the champion,”

  “Of the world.”


  “I'm the champion, my friends.”

  “And I'll keep you guessing,”

  “Right up 'til the end.”


  “I am THE champion.”

  “Putin helped make me champion.”

  “Putin's my best friend.”

  “Cuz I am the champion,”

  “Of the world.”


  “And everything else, outside of the world, is mine... That's mine too... Get your own... Get your own!”

  









When News Dies

04:35

Song title and lyrics Copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC

Song recording Copyright 2017 Compound Sound LLC


This song is a Fair Use parody of the Prince version of When Doves Cry.

All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording.

Primary vocals 'sung' by a 'newsman' in parody of Kent Brockman from the Simpsons.

Secondary vocals 'sung' in parody of 'Donald Trump'

Bit parts played by various other characters.




TRUMP: “Oh, it used to be so easy.”

  “What happened to the old times?”

  “Damn fake news!”

  “Eh, what're ya gonna do?”


TV WATCHER 1: “Hey, would you at least pick a station we can watch, to get some kinda news on what's going on in the world... please?”


TRUMP: “Do you think I give a shit? I'm above it all.”


TV WATCHER 2: “Oh why don't you put on something good?”


NEWSCAST:  “Good evening, my fellow citizens.”


NEWSMAN: “Maybe the story is sketchy.”

  “Maybe it's all a lie.”

  “Maybe what you've been hearing,”

  “Is propaganda from the alternate right.”


  “How can you tell what's real now?”

  “The President speaks fake news.”

  “With all the Russian trolls on facebook,”

  “What is the truth? What are the clues?”


  “It began in the 1800s.”

  “Way back in the gilded age.”

  “Mark Twain wrote all about it.”

  “Back when lying was all the rage.”


  “Fake news today ain't a new thing.”

  “It's still hard to spot all the lies.”

  “The pundits who scream at each other,”

  “Well, this is what it sounds like, when news dies.”


TV WATCHER 3: “Oh, the poor news.”  


TV WATCHER 2: “What station is this?”


NEWSMAN: “Just look for the contradictions.”

  “Hold them up to the light.”

  “You can tell fact from fiction.”

  “It's all there in black and white.”


  “The word of the year is 'gaslight'.”

  “So don't question your sanity.”

  “Don't be manipulated.”

  “Don't question reality.”


  “Where can you find the answers?”

  “Politifact is one place to go.”

  “You can look at The New York Times.”

  “And then there's Politico.”


  “It's okay to have disagreements,”

  “About certain points of view.”

  “But the minute you start arguing about,”

  “What is a fact? … Then, we're all screwed.”


  “Remember this, sisters and brothers,”

  “Separate facts from lies.”

  “Why do we scream at each other?”

  “Well, this is what it sounds like,”

  “When news dies.”


  “When news dies.”


  “When news dies.”



TRUMP: “Oooo, I love this! What is this? This is great. What is this, jazz? I love the saxophone.”


NEWSMAN: “Excuse me... Ahh, this is actually the electric guitar, I believe.”


TRUMP: “Look... I know my music, okay... I know how to get down... and this is... okay... maybe not that... but it's beautiful bagpipes.... beautiful bagpipes.”










Cry Like An Eagle

03:39

Song title and lyrics Copyright © 2017 Compound Sound LLC

Song recording Copyright 2017 Compound Sound LLC


This song is a Fair Use parody of the Steve Miller version of Fly Like an Eagle.

All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording.

Primary vocals 1 are from public domain recordings of Dr. Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream speech.

Primary vocals 2 'sung' in parody of 'Donald Trump'



ANNCR: “Doctor Martin Luther King.”


MLK:  “I have a dream... It is a dream deeply rooted in the American Dream, that all men are created equal.”


TRUMP: “I'm The Donald.”

  “They keep on slippin' slippin' slippin',”

  “Into My country.”


  “They keep on slippin' slippin' slippin',”

  “Into My country.”


  “I want to ban all the Muslims,”

  “That I see.”

  “Deport all illegals,”

  “And their filthy families.”

  “I want to jail Hillary Clinton.”

  “And throw away the key.”

  “Oh yeah, that's my solution.”


  “I'm gonna jail the critics,”

  “Who wished for my defeat.”

  “And the First Amendment,”

  “Look, I'm gonna burn it in the street.”

  “I'm gonna screw the media.”

  “Just listen to my tweets.”

  “Oh yeah, it's my white nation.”


  “I want to ban all the Muslims,”

  “That I see.”

  “Deport all illegals,”

  “And their filthy families.”

  “I want to jail Hillary Clinton.”

  “And then throw away the key.”

  “Oh yeah, that's my solution.”


  “They keep on slippin' slippin' slippin',”

  “Into My country.”


MLK:  “I have a dream.”


TRUMP: “They keep on slippin' slippin' slippin',”

  “Into My country.”


MLK:   “In the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity, we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt.... This will be the day when all of 'God's' children, will be able to sing with new meaning, 'My Country, 'Tis of Thee.' … So even though, we face the difficulties, of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.


TRUMP: “They keep on slippin' slippin' slippin',”

  “Into My country.”


MLK:  “I have a dream.”


TRUMP: “They keep on slippin' slippin' slippin',”

  “Into My country.”


MLK:  “I have a dream.”


TRUMP: “They keep on slippin' slippin' slippin',”

  “Into My country.”


MLK:  “Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution... I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight... and the glory of the lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together. This is our hope,

one day we'll live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”












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